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HELL of a Day Here It's been one hell of a day for me... remember I kinda wrecked my boyfriends Jeep last week while out mudding along the river with some friends. well...... Not quite that bad just messed up the front wheel and some stuff to the tune of $1,144.71........ But it is all fixed and ready for action again. I just got home from the shop and got an important phone call. From Dr Zahi Hawass of the Egyptian Museum in Cairo! While rummaging around in a store room.... THEY FOUND MY OLD FRIEND BOBBI'S BIRTH CERTIFICATE!!!! Just in time for her birthday later this month! SHE WILL BE SO HAPPY!!! |
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7/1/2014 8:06 pm |
Dead sea scrolls like mine!!!
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7/1/2014 8:08 pm |
yea her and Moses went to school together
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7/1/2014 8:09 pm |
Dead sea scrolls like mine!!!
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Yes Bretty we all have those kind of days from time to time! Randall
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Yes and Bobbi I didnt know you knew Moses LOL! Randall
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7/1/2014 8:29 pm |
Yes Bretty we all have those kind of days from time to time!
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7/1/2014 8:37 pm |
Yes and Bobbi I didnt know you knew Moses LOL!
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ha, ha, ha very funny ya bimbo i'll get u my pretty and your little butt licking dogs too lol
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7/2/2014 8:40 am |
ha, ha, ha very funny ya bimbo i'll get u my pretty and your little butt licking dogs too lol
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7/2/2014 8:41 am |
all the pills she pops she high anyways......
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7/2/2014 8:43 am |
oh she's just been around ... and around.... and around.... for a very long time...........
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7/2/2014 10:54 am |
Hi I'm Lulu in Vegas and me and my Bert allow guests visiting here to stay with us free1 (one string only attached). We let this Bobbie person stay just about a year ago and she promised to come home after going out to a John Lennon Imagine contest. I mean come on now.. 3 fuckin Am and she shows up here with 15 dancers from the LA cage follies drag show all hammered and hopped up from estascy pills! Even the pigeons six stories above our plush studio apt. took off in flight in the god dam dark only to wipe out on some billboard of Wayne Newton at that Casino with the big water show.. Im still finding condoms when I clean here and its going to take us six months to pay out of Bert's monthly welfare check for the Disturbing the Peace fines they levied at us!! Don't ever allow this Bobbi person to enter your home!!! Did we mention she stripped naked, put our plush ceiling fan on super high speed and grabbed on going around and around while getting her heavily tattooed arse slapped like a dam Mexican Pinata on Poncho Villa Celebration day!!! Failing to make the $2,500 cash bail for each of us. it was 11dam days in lock up with pimps. junkies, drug dealers and street corner ho's before arriving back home. Dam this Bobbi who is a size 4 to my size 16 who stole my entire wardrobe that took me almost 5 years to put together. Berts bar was gone as was our pet Cockatoo Wilber the cake frosting eater...........Bobbi even swipped his imported sun flower seeds smuggled in from Cuba!! and Lastly Vig 1952, there is no way she was associated with Moses cause our bible was the only left not stolen out of our once beaurtiful now empty plush apt.
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7/2/2014 10:55 am |
Haze Lulu and Bertrum: I happen tah have full access tah a warehouse fulll of furnature and a 24 foot U haul rental truck stolen from the Las Vegas U haul Rental Center located at 1182 Whitney ave, Las Vegas. If youz guys put me up free for the rest of July, I will bring you some mightee fine furnature. As far as replacing your cock or two, I have one fine well trained Black Cock dat is well known hear on Bourbon st and the Latin Quarters. I practice my trumpet two hours ah daye if dat is ok with you folks. Let me know asap.. sincerely duh jazz guy...
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just wait your going to get it but not in the end u get it in the end too much as it is lol
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7/2/2014 11:18 pm |
just wait your going to get it but not in the end u get it in the end too much as it is lol
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7/3/2014 10:29 pm |
oh yaaaaaaaaaaa she's been busy
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Oh Hell No
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7/15/2014 9:25 am |
Oh Hell No
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7/29/2014 7:04 pm |
This year they gave us a BURNING PERMIT so we could light all the candles on her cake!
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7/29/2014 7:06 pm |
we had to promise them it wouldn't be like last year
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7/30/2014 3:12 pm |
EVEN BILL GAVE HER A PRESENT!!!
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