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Thanks for re-posting, Jack. That is a very humorous story, and sadly, it is sometimes the truth.
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LOL. I hope they won't be traveling on 131 that runs thru Michigan.
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4/2/2015 7:47 am |
Highway 69 is not far from us...............
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4/2/2015 8:48 am |
Recently when the speedometer to my bought new all original 1952 Chevrolet Deluxe Series 2100 Sedan turned back over to read 000,000, miles. I called the local Dallas Chervolet/Buick Dealer to have em take the dam thing back for a refund.. While I won the indoor showroom fight with my umbrella against those five angry business suit salesman,. it was still raining cats and dogs outside and it wouldn't open so I go soaking wet. The cops was called and dam it all, it was that same cop that had stopped me on Route 22 just a few months back. Someone had called the loco tv news station and most of this crap was caught on film and put on the 6 oclock news including me being Maced and taken down by a barking mangey German Sheppard Mutt who by then had most of my umbrella well up his keester! It happened that Jerry Jones the billionaire owner of the World famous America's Team Dallas Cowboys happened to catch the entire news story while in his stretch Limo. Within a scant hour, it was parked in front of that same Chevy Dealership as sweet Jerry signed the check paying all $67,500 for my new 2015 Six Speed 460 horse power candy apple red Corvette convertible. At this time with my On and Off Alzheimer's giving me an OFF DAY, I wish to thank my great grand daughter Whats her name?, and her Husband Whats his name for reading all of this from my Diary ( I was On that day) Oh yeah I ALMOST FORGOT> FOR SALE REAL CHEAP One Mint Powder Blue 1952 Deluxe Chevy Sedan 2100 Series with NO MILES ON IT. call Granny at ( OH CHUTE, I FORGOT MY NUMBER?)
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4/2/2015 10:18 am |
No offense granny, but if I ever happen to be outside while in Dallas someday and suddenly SEE RED.. you can bet your bippie, I'll scurry up a telephone pole faster than an egg fart coming out a 379 pound guys ass that is on a trampoline!
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4/2/2015 10:33 am |
Granny while all the men call me Backards guy, I've been known to be quite Forward when it comes too all the ladies!. Seeing your new Vette only holds two people,, how about fixing me up with your Other two Lady friends who you left home all alone. A bottle of bubbley with three glasses,,two with a few Ecstacy pills slipped in, Some Barry White ------.I can't get enough of your Love baby playing on my vintage Walkman while on the moonlit beach and OH SHIT..............THIS DAMMED ALZHEIMERS MADE ME COMPLETLY FORGOT THAT I TURNED TOTALLY GAY BACK IN 1992.!!!!!!!! FORGET IT..!!!
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